Friday, May 27, 2011

because every season is diaper season

"[Matooke] is a good meal for infants because it has no fat, is easy to digest and very few babies are allergic to it."
-Food Scientist Umar Mutuya, Kampala, Uganda (As reported in The New Vision newspaper)

Matooke, the plantain mush staple food of East Africa, may just be the answer for the millions of Ugandan babies who are currently watching their diaper sizes and/or are concerned with the notorious nipple-allergy epidemic encircling the globe. Whereas the majority of babies in America are devoted to the high-fat, protein-rich, so-called “Breast Milk Diet” which has unfortunately resurfaced in popular culture after many years of fruitless counter-efforts made by the trustworthy Nestle Co. and workplace maternity policies nationwide, at least one food scientist now recommends Ugandan babies take control of their swollen bellies one fat-free banana at a time.

1 comment:

  1. Sami you need to go home, you really are loosing the plot. You are going to end up like soem mad american woman (lol) You have had far to much sun now

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